Every week, some friends and co-workers of mine get together to nerd out. Usually we play a board game, or D&D, or watch a B-movie (to mock it, of course). Last night we played D&D (with too many people, unfortunately). One major part of any game night is snacks. While choosing my own, I decided that the best option was breakfast cereal. Therefore, I bought Cap'n Crunch and some milk.
Of course, I decided to promote the Captain. I was instead eating Admiral Crunch.
It only explains it... slightly. However, if you don't like Admiral Crunch, how about some Archduke Chocula?